And here's one for my friends in ABQ

[outsdr]

So, I'm working at the hotel right now, middle of nowhere, Wyoming. Just checked out a guest who was very familiar... I just knew that I knew him from somewhere... his room was being paid for by someone else, so he just dropped off his keys and didn't need to sign anything, and I pulled his  room card and saw his home address was in Albuquerque, NM. I was about to make some hotel small talk about living in ABQ for 7 years, etc, etc, but his ride pulled up and he left. And THEN I saw his name.

Jim Baca, former Mayor of Albuquerque.

Man, is he SHORT.

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Shit

[ericbodwell.livejournal.com]

Like I wa wondering where the fuck that stink pedophile was (no actually he's a stand-up guy) but DAMN he's in Wyoming!

Tony Speaking

[ericbodwell.livejournal.com]

jim bacas brother pat baca was my elementary school principal and he was a cock who looked past teachers betting on fights between kids......granted I did in turn learn how to throm a decent punch for a man of my limited yet sexy stature. My name is tony, i like robots an d i dont know how to e-mail..just type. using the computer of a mr. eric bodwell. heres one of only ten e-mails i have ever sent and i dont even know how exactly. but, i can do a dead-on christo[pher walken impression and my kids way cooler than everyone elses with her love of the cure and superheroes.

Re: Tony Speaking

[outsdr.livejournal.com]

Your daughter is going to rule the world.

After you're done with it, of course.

Re: Tony Speaking

[outsdr.livejournal.com]

And Jim Baca makes YOU look tall.