*reservations phone rings*
Best Western, can I help you?
breathy male, vaguely foreign voice says ... "Hellllo."
*pause*
Yes? Can I help you?
*sigh breathe breathe* "This is Brian ..."
*pause*
And what can I do for you, Sir?
"Is this a chat line?"
No, this is a hotel.
"I'm sorry." *click*