And here's one for my friends in ABQ

[outsdr]

So, I'm working at the hotel right now, middle of nowhere, Wyoming. Just checked out a guest who was very familiar... I just knew that I knew him from somewhere... his room was being paid for by someone else, so he just dropped off his keys and didn't need to sign anything, and I pulled his  room card and saw his home address was in Albuquerque, NM. I was about to make some hotel small talk about living in ABQ for 7 years, etc, etc, but his ride pulled up and he left. And THEN I saw his name.

Jim Baca, former Mayor of Albuquerque.

Man, is he SHORT.