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My score on The "I know how big your dick is" Test:

8 1/4 Inches

(You scored 33 Length, 0 Girth!)

You should have about 8 1/4" on your gorgeous cock! Your girth is based on points listed above. If you received 0 points, you are average, 50 points = thick. Am I close? I'd guess it maybe a half inch shorter for real, but I feel generous today. I don't mind feeding your ego just an itty bit. You are pretty much a stud for all practical purposes, well for FUCKING! You are the one other guys envy and all women (and gay men) want! You can however be a little painful if you're too rough and should make sure you use your tool responsibly. That being said, you are HOT unless you're a creep that only cares about your own desires. You have the opportunity to be a fantabulous lover. Make love slowly. Just being in there gives your partner enough to feel without going too fast and ruining it for them. Add lots of love and affection to your cock and you've got a great mixture for ecstacy. If you really want to "enhance" the appearance of your man meat, try keeping the bush trimmed. It won't make it bigger, but it will make it look a little larger. If you are overweight, try loosing 35 pounds for about an inch of added length according to statistics, although you really don't need it. DON'T DO IT HOWEVER if you are not overweight. It's not worth the trouble you would be making for yourself. Consult your doctor before using any kind of enlargement devices or drugs. You don't need these. Let the little guys buy all the pumps, drugs and worry about size, you've got a good thing going, don't get greedy and want more. THE DOWNSIDE: As we age, and our blood circulation slows, it makes it harder for the heart to pump blood to where it is needed. A dick the size of yours requires more blood than a small dick would, for a firm, full erection. You should be on the lookout for signs of erectile dysfunction as you reach your 40's. Also keep a close watch on your prostate. You have more of a risk than most men, for these problems. It's the price for having a big dick! Thanks for taking my test. I hope you enjoyed the experience and will give me a good rating for this test. NICE COCK! (Calculation is as measured from the bottom of your dick, but only what is sticking out of your body. I mean COME ON, be honest, at least with YOURSELF! I use bottom dimensions instead of top, because hey, egos are often larger than cocks.)

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