October 2012 Column: On Dancer … on Prancer … on Vixen …

I like to think myself a gentleman.

And I’ve been to a few clubs.

I’ve even been to a few … gentlemen’s clubs.

(I realize that readers of this column can be of any age [Hello, infants!] and promise to remain as chaste as possible, given the upcoming subject matter. Do not worry about putting your fingers in your metaphorical virgin ears - I will finger them for you.)

Now, let’s go … paint the caboose.

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