Mar. 2nd, 2007

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I woke up this morning to my new alarm clock. I wasn't ready to be awake yet, so I hit the snooze button. My new alarm clock started giving me some really lame compliments...

"Your hair looks great first thing in the morning!"

"Make sure you're on time for work... they can't get by without you!"

"that will wash right out of those sheets!"

etc. It was then that i realized that my new alarm clock didn't have a snooze button, it had a SCHMOOZE button.


And then I really woke up.
outsdr: (Default)
I woke up this morning to my new alarm clock. I wasn't ready to be awake yet, so I hit the snooze button. My new alarm clock started giving me some really lame compliments...

"Your hair looks great first thing in the morning!"

"Make sure you're on time for work... they can't get by without you!"

"that will wash right out of those sheets!"

etc. It was then that i realized that my new alarm clock didn't have a snooze button, it had a SCHMOOZE button.


And then I really woke up.
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What is a cat's favorite dessert?









Mice cream!
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What is a cat's favorite dessert?









Mice cream!

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