Also, just to freak you out... ever hear of the phrase Pope's Nose... it is that dangely fatty part of a chicken/duck that was the tail.... So, when you really got to go... if it is so bad it seems to be peeking out before you find a toilet.... you got a Pope's Nose.
I guess I really should have eased into it ... and I'm fairly certain I didn't even make it to 30 grams.
Pope's Nose is a new one to me. I've used "Hatching a turdle" & "Groudhogging it", but my personal favorites are the ones I've made up myself- "Chamber a round", "Scribbling in my drawers with a brown crayon" and the ever popular "Oh god I'm CROWNING!!!!"
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Dear Lord!
Date: 2011-02-12 01:17 pm (UTC)Also, just to freak you out... ever hear of the phrase Pope's Nose... it is that dangely fatty part of a chicken/duck that was the tail....
So, when you really got to go... if it is so bad it seems to be peeking out before you find a toilet.... you got a Pope's Nose.
HAHA! (@_@ )
Re: Dear Lord!
Date: 2011-02-12 01:38 pm (UTC)Pope's Nose is a new one to me. I've used "Hatching a turdle" & "Groudhogging it", but my personal favorites are the ones I've made up myself- "Chamber a round", "Scribbling in my drawers with a brown crayon" and the ever popular "Oh god I'm CROWNING!!!!"
Re: Dear Lord!
Date: 2011-02-14 11:36 am (UTC)